jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit)

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

(Source: ammit420)

okdoufingerurself:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

FUCK I LOVE BEING BLACK

tittymeat:

Lets get this millions of notes.

(Source: taint3ed)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka)

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly


sonoanthony:

sizvideos:

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Where are the feminists when it is the guy getting abused?