once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/
Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?
there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
i want to talk to you but im ugly